audience: nikkari

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—Ah.

[WELL. It's good to see that? Nikkari? Is apparently back to business as usual?? Lord. He smiles back, huffing out a small laugh.]

So you're propositioning me again?

[He still remembers what he said right before he got melted, man.]

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And if I am?

[ is this a better time now, huh, carlos?? ]

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[it's? debatable?

he seems to seriously consider it, though, frowning.]

... You know you'd get the short end of the stick, right?

[uncleanse]

Hm? How so?

[ LET HIM HAVE HIS NPC FUCK BINGO ]

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It won't count for your, uh... "quota." You'd get a token out of it, sure. But it won't benefit you a lot in the short-term.

[LISTEN TO THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS FIRST, NIKKARI!!]

[uncleanse]

[ ... a little laugh of disbelief. ]

Once again, do you think I need to worry about meeting the weekly requirement? Am I not allowed to enjoy the act itself, along with seeing my partner satisfied as well?

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[NI! KKA! RI!!!!]

Hey— Aren't I allowed to worry about these things, then? This is stuff you need to know. I want you all to stay alive as long as possible.

[uncleanse]

Ah... is this what they call playing hard to get?

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[Giving him a flat stare.]

Look, I'm not... saying no, but you're sure? Like I said, it kind of feels like you're getting the short end of the stick.

[uncleanse]

If I wasn't sure, I wouldn't have offered at all, Carlos-san.

[ he steps forward with a sincere smile on his face. ]

Will you let me take care of you?

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[... He glances at the room behind him, the heart monitor still beeping, before he glances back at Nikkari.

Well.]

Let's go somewhere else first.

[And unless Nikkari nyooms out of the way, Carlos will step forward to put a hand on his shoulder and steer him down the corridor, in the same direction he came from.]

[uncleanse]

[ he welcomes carlos's touch, placing his own hand on carlos's forearm as he follows the other man's lead. ]

Wherever you'd like. This is my gift to you, after all.

[tricycles]

[He's. Rolling his eyes.]

You don't have to say it like that. Seriously.

[Maybe one day, Nikkari will discover how to turn off his Thotty Midas' touch.

But for now, Carlos will guide him down the corridor. Once they turn the corner, Nikkari's vision will blur — almost as if he were trying to see underwater. The next thing he knows, he'll be walking beside Carlos in the hotel's second floor hallway. Hewwo.]

[uncleanse]

[ hahaha! nope! but nikkari's only response to carlos's quip is a laugh... which trails off once the sudden location shift hits him. he's thrown off for a bit, more so than he was upon entering the hospital they were first in. ]

Hm. That one is new.

[tricycles]

Hm? What's new?

[He sounds genuinely curious, which might have to do with the fact that he doesn't seem to have been affected by the location shift at all.]

[uncleanse]

My vision hadn't gone hazy like that when the other hosts have taken me to different locations than where I'd met them...

[ he shakes his head. ]

I'm fine now, though. Shall we continue?

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... Right. You want to take this to your room?

[He says, as they literally come to a stop between Nikkari's room and Carlos' old room, from back when he wasn't an accidental NPC.]

[uncleanse]

[ he looks thoughtful as he considers... ]

Well... if you can still access yours, we won't run the risk of Edelgard-san walking in on us.

[ like, if carlos is into that, he's not gonna judge? but also, with as reserved as carlos seems, he also gets a strong sense that isn't the case... ]

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... You know, for a moment I forgot she was your roommate.

[He loves and supports Edelgard, but he would also lose 10 years of his life if Edelgard walked in on them. God. He moves to his old room, then, opening the door with the same ease he escorted Nikkari out of the grand ballroom last Sunday. Once the door is open, he'll step to the side.]

After you.

[Like a gentleman! Right before fade to black. They had very vanilla sex and it was refreshing. You're welcome, Nikkari.]