[He doesn't know what Halloween is despite that being his birthday... BUT HE'S HERE TO FIND OUT.]

What's that? A day where the living wear mourning shrouds?

[HONESTLY NOT EXACTLY INACCURATE!! But when he unwraps the napkin, he'll find some cookies there! Taako recipe, guaranteed delicious. Fortunately not the ones he'll probably lace with a love potion later either goddamn Taako you agent of chaos.]

I wanted to thank all of you for the work you've been doing this whole time, but I wasn't exactly sure what to get you, haha.

[More like

he didn't want to give Nathan and Carlos the same terrible gifts he'd give to Chuuya or Polly.]